I Wanna Do You Slowly. — Keating Tee (Black)

Paul Keating didn't just run the country — he ran his mouth better than anyone in Australian political history.

This is the shirt that starts conversations, gets double-takes, and makes Labor tragics lose their minds in the best possible way.

Keating said it. We put it on a shirt. You're welcome.

The details

• Relaxed unisex fit, drop shoulder, slightly oversized feel
• Heavyweight 240gsm cotton blend: 73% cotton, 27% Sorona® plant-based fibre
• 40 × 52cm front chest print
• Colour: Black
• Comes with the official Sorona® hang tag
• Care: machine wash 30°C gentle, don't bleach, tumble dry low, don't iron the print

Size guide (cm)