{"title":"Australian Political T-Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAustralian political satire T-Shirts. Wear the commentary.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"one-neuron-too-many-1","title":"One Neuron… Too Many. — Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne Neuron… Too Many. — Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAvailable in Black, White, and Navy Blue.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSome political parties are held together by vibes, grievance, and the occasional conspiracy theory. 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background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e8.46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e21.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e8.66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e8.86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e22.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e9.06\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low — never iron directly on print.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"This is the sweetest victory of all. This is a victory for the true believers — the people who, in difficult times, have kept the faith.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Paul Keating, 1993\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ashpolitik","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45064629616709,"sku":"260529PODPQ4634#001","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45064629649477,"sku":"260529PODPQ4634#002","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45064629682245,"sku":"260529PODPQ4634#003","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45064629715013,"sku":"260529PODPQ4634#004","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45064629747781,"sku":"260529PODPQ4634#005","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45064629780549,"sku":"260529PODPQ4634#006","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/2783\/6229\/files\/a204359ce5b14ccca4e8f3c24077f844.png?v=1780374382"},{"product_id":"fair-go-not-status-quo-navy","title":"Fair Go. Not Status Quo. — Tee (Navy)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFair Go. Not Status Quo.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause some things are worth saying out loud.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis tee says what most Australians are thinking. Featuring a bold white map of Australia — because this is an Australian issue — with a message that cuts through the noise on housing, fairness, and who this country is really for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWear it to the footy. Wear it to the polling booth. Wear it everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex fit — true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% premium cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHeavyweight 260gsm fabric — substantial and quality feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eColour: Navy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrint size: 40 x 52cm front chest print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing guide (centimetres):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eS: Length 67.5 \/ Chest 50\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eM: Length 69.5 \/ Chest 52.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eL: Length 72 \/ Chest 55\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eXL: Length 74.5 \/ Chest 57.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e2XL: Length 76.5 \/ Chest 60\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3XL: Length 78 \/ Chest 62.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash 30°C gentle cycle. 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border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e21.85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e55.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e22.83\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e58\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e23.82\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e60.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003eChest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e19.69\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e20.67\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e52.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e21.65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e55\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e22.64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e57.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e23.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e24.61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e62.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e8.46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e21.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e8.66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e8.86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e22.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e9.06\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid rgb(226, 226, 226); width: 150px; text-align: center; background: rgb(248, 248, 248); height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e23.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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We put it on a shirt. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex fit — relaxed drop shoulder, slightly oversized feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium cotton blend — 73% cotton, 27% Sorona® eco-friendly fibre\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHeavyweight 240gsm — substantial quality feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eColour: Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrint size: 40 x 52cm front chest print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFeatures official Sorona® hang tag — certified eco-friendly fabric innovation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing guide (centimetres):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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fault.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAshpolitik. Politics with a pulse — and a full set of neurons. — ashpolitik.com.au\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eItem Number: R00037\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ashpolitik","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45076708982853,"sku":"260531PODPQ5121#001","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45076709015621,"sku":"260531PODPQ5121#002","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45076709048389,"sku":"260531PODPQ5121#003","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45076709081157,"sku":"260531PODPQ5121#004","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45076709113925,"sku":"260531PODPQ5121#005","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45076709146693,"sku":"260531PODPQ5121#006","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/2783\/6229\/files\/6fe5ef6e63d44c95a9918f5b61116977.png?v=1780226036"},{"product_id":"tax-gas-not-beer-australian-politics-satire-t-shirt-ashpolitik","title":"TAX GAS NOT BEER — Australian Politics Satire T-Shirt | Ashpolitik","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey'll tax the schooner in your hand before they tax the gas leaving our shores.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy the end of the decade, the beer excise is set to raise more for the budget than every gas export combined — while multinational gas giants ship Australia's resources offshore for next to nothing. The barons get a free ride. You get done at the bottle-o.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, we made the demand wearable. \u003cem\u003eTAX GAS NOT BEER\u003c\/em\u003e — export strength, a fair dinkum demand. A heritage beer-label design for anyone sick of watching our gas walk out the door tax-free while the working punter foots the bill.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuilt for the pub, the rally, or the comments section.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eUnisex fit, 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eHeavyweight 260 g\/m² (7.7 oz) — proper substantial tee, not see-through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eRegular\/loose cut, round neck, short sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003ePrint size 40 × 52 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eAvailable in black, brown and charcoal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold (30°C, gentle), inside out. 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